covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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