I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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