The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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