Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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