im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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