Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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