Don't you send me to vm
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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