i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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