I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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