4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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