i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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