Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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