i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
a search helicopter?!
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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