i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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