Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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