Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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