haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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