Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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