OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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