Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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