He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just sucked dick on a ferry
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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