chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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