oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
