you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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