We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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