would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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