He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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