So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.