(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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