Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask