Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.