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(773): View more from Illinois

Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"

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(210): View more from Texas

READY

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for what?

(210): View more from Texas

TO HAVE SEXXXX

(1-210): View more from Texas

i think you have the wrong number

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(925): View more from California

We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.

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(562): View more from California

He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you

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(513): View more from Ohio

Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.

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