Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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