Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm sobbing to NWA
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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