i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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