New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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