walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
