Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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