She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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