Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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