So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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