What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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