If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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