real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
