marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Jerry, you need to find god
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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