1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Can Purell be used as lube?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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