Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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