So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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