He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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