just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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