just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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