My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I think your dad took our porno
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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