I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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