Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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