If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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