its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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