ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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