I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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