There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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