Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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