brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
one might say we're banned from that church
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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