i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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